Mignillnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring fish.

Mignillnutt created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mignillnutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mignillnutt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mignillnutt's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mignillnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. You must love Mignillnutt.

3. Run away from gray badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never jump in holy places.