Bapjinmif is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless hare.

Bapjinmif created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Bapjinmif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapjinmif, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bapjinmif's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bapjinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. You must pray to Bapjinmif five times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.