Watfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient mole.

Watfeb created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfeb, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watfeb, it will curse you with boils.

Watfeb's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Watfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to whales while wearing magenta rings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.