Cissmipsis is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, capable cow.

Cissmipsis created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissmipsis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissmipsis, she will not care.

Cissmipsis' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cissmipsis' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Cissmipsis loves nematodes, so they must be respected.