Dutjarnlig is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, calm skunk.
Dutjarnlig created bats nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Dutjarnlig, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Dutjarnlig, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Dutjarnlig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Dutjarnlig's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutjarnlig.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.