Nutranjad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage bear.

Nutranjad created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Nutranjad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nutranjad, he will turn you into a duck.

Nutranjad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nutranjad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nutranjad.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Do not take Nutranjad's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Nutranjad.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.