Popbarnloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able frog.

Popbarnloop created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbarnloop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popbarnloop, he will think nothing of it.

Popbarnloop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Popbarnloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.