Sabhadmit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish wombat.

Sabhadmit created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Sabhadmit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sabhadmit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sabhadmit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sabhadmit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Never laugh near turtles.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.