Gepnuttmet is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, conceited grasshopper.

Gepnuttmet created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnuttmet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepnuttmet, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gepnuttmet's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gepnuttmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.