Nabjinbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient hippopotamus.

Nabjinbit created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Nabjinbit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabjinbit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nabjinbit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nabjinbit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nabjinbit first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Always pray immersed in water.