Omtlamdamboggepflagduss Bugfarnxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciless dog.

Omtlamdamboggepflagduss Bugfarnxuck created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Omtlamdamboggepflagduss Bugfarnxuck, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtlamdamboggepflagduss Bugfarnxuck, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Omtlamdamboggepflagduss Bugfarnxuck's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Omtlamdamboggepflagduss Bugfarnxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat green fruit.