Cumlibjam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, cheerful slug.

Cumlibjam created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumlibjam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumlibjam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cumlibjam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cumlibjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear ear rings.