Karhaklid Flynigfid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous goose.

Karhaklid Flynigfid created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karhaklid Flynigfid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karhaklid Flynigfid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Karhaklid Flynigfid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Karhaklid Flynigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not take Karhaklid Flynigfid's name in vain.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.