Rowshavrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthinking mongoose.

Rowshavrutt created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowshavrutt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowshavrutt, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rowshavrutt's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rowshavrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not shave your chest.