Xucklarnpag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, intelligent snake.

Xucklarnpag created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucklarnpag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucklarnpag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xucklarnpag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Xucklarnpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never laugh near seals.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Xucklarnpag on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about black holes.