Cabtonksak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident horse.

Cabtonksak created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtonksak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cabtonksak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cabtonksak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cabtonksak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.