Bogabpagkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring skunk.

Bogabpagkap created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Bogabpagkap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogabpagkap, she will destroy your home planet.

Bogabpagkap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bogabpagkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Always help goats in need.