Poparnyim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing wren.

Poparnyim created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Poparnyim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Poparnyim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Poparnyim's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Poparnyim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.