Jamdubfig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever raccoon.

Jamdubfig created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jamdubfig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jamdubfig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jamdubfig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jamdubfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never hurt gulls.