Zangamhom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest armadillo.

Zangamhom created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zangamhom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zangamhom, it will turn you into a duck.

Zangamhom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zangamhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.