Dotabhit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful chicken.

Dotabhit created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotabhit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dotabhit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dotabhit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dotabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.