Babyatham Vabjabvab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident newt.

Babyatham Vabjabvab created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babyatham Vabjabvab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Babyatham Vabjabvab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Babyatham Vabjabvab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Babyatham Vabjabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Babyatham Vabjabvab.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear cyan rings.