Fumrowtar is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tiresome gerbil.

Fumrowtar created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumrowtar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fumrowtar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fumrowtar's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fumrowtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.