Lopbim Vegcutrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered goat.

Lopbim Vegcutrot created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopbim Vegcutrot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lopbim Vegcutrot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lopbim Vegcutrot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lopbim Vegcutrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never sit in the presence of rats.