Nadsadkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm troll.

Nadsadkap created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Nadsadkap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadsadkap, he will turn you into a dog.

Nadsadkap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nadsadkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never run near birds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. You must pray to Nadsadkap four times a day.