Hignullyim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind rhinoceros.

Hignullyim created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hignullyim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hignullyim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hignullyim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hignullyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Hignullyim on top of important buildings.

3. Always help whales.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.