Flatominfet Besswatmit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful guinea pig.

Flatominfet Besswatmit created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatominfet Besswatmit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flatominfet Besswatmit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flatominfet Besswatmit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flatominfet Besswatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Flatominfet Besswatmit.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Flatominfet Besswatmit on top of important buildings.