Flatbessquag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent frog.

Flatbessquag created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatbessquag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flatbessquag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Flatbessquag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flatbessquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always obey Flatbessquag's priests.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.