Sakcapfet Cuttalpog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent deer.

Sakcapfet Cuttalpog created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcapfet Cuttalpog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sakcapfet Cuttalpog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sakcapfet Cuttalpog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sakcapfet Cuttalpog's Holy Commandments

1. Sakcapfet Cuttalpog loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Sakcapfet Cuttalpog.