Sogzesssug is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent crocodile.

Sogzesssug created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogzesssug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogzesssug, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sogzesssug's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sogzesssug's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not speak about melons.