Gebgarmig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-confident mink.

Gebgarmig created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebgarmig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebgarmig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gebgarmig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gebgarmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never wear white shoes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.