Teendibrak is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful dolphin.

Teendibrak created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Teendibrak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Teendibrak, she will be very sad.

Teendibrak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Teendibrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never paint your face blue.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Never wear violet rings.