Hamcidfid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Hamcidfid created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamcidfid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hamcidfid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hamcidfid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hamcidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear orange scarves.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hamcidfid.

5. Put Hamcidfid first in all things.