Pigtonkgammap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, vain weasel.

Pigtonkgammap created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Pigtonkgammap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pigtonkgammap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pigtonkgammap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pigtonkgammap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pigtonkgammap.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.