Ligquimbogsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witty gnu.

Ligquimbogsig created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligquimbogsig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligquimbogsig, he will laugh at you.

Ligquimbogsig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Ligquimbogsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ligquimbogsig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.