Mittendub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise cat.

Mittendub created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Mittendub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mittendub, it will not invite you to parties.

Mittendub's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mittendub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Run away from orange swans, for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.