Vegpidleg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest lizard.

Vegpidleg created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vegpidleg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegpidleg, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vegpidleg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vegpidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.