Cebnadsand is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless whale.

Cebnadsand created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebnadsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebnadsand, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cebnadsand's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cebnadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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