Kinmethan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless coyote.

Kinmethan created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinmethan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kinmethan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kinmethan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kinmethan's Holy Commandments

1. Kinmethan loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.