Madpibratstrag is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical centipede.
Madpibratstrag created a strange quark six million years ago.
If you believe in Madpibratstrag, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Madpibratstrag, he will turn you into a hamster.
Madpibratstrag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Madpibratstrag's Holy Commandments
1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never feed peas to manatees while wearing white hats.