Madpibratstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical centipede.

Madpibratstrag created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Madpibratstrag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madpibratstrag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Madpibratstrag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Madpibratstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed peas to manatees while wearing white hats.