Titditcitlig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, intelligent eagle.

Titditcitlig created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Titditcitlig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titditcitlig, she will turn you into a slug.

Titditcitlig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Titditcitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Never paint your hands blue.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.