Sadsisdan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage rat.

Sadsisdan created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsisdan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadsisdan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sadsisdan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sadsisdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadsisdan.