Jarnhanrighityat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing lion.

Jarnhanrighityat created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnhanrighityat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jarnhanrighityat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jarnhanrighityat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jarnhanrighityat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Jarnhanrighityat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Jarnhanrighityat loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.