Taflidhun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless spider.

Taflidhun created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taflidhun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Taflidhun, he will turn you into a dog.

Taflidhun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Taflidhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.