Wigbodlopgud Cemtadyar Cidgangab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, compassionate cow.

Wigbodlopgud Cemtadyar Cidgangab created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigbodlopgud Cemtadyar Cidgangab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wigbodlopgud Cemtadyar Cidgangab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wigbodlopgud Cemtadyar Cidgangab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wigbodlopgud Cemtadyar Cidgangab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt rats.