Yargarnart is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless wolf.

Yargarnart created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yargarnart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yargarnart, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yargarnart's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yargarnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed bread to birds while wearing purple rings.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Never jump in the presence of whales.

5. Do not make images of living things.