Sterbossbit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart porpoise.

Sterbossbit created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterbossbit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sterbossbit, he will turn you into a snail.

Sterbossbit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sterbossbit's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always obey Sterbossbit's priests.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Do not eat parsnips.