Somzedyat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing guinea pig.

Somzedyat created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Somzedyat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Somzedyat, he will turn you into a mole.

Somzedyat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Somzedyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry rats.