Ominbessflam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid monkey.

Ominbessflam created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbessflam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominbessflam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ominbessflam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ominbessflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of sharks.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Run away if eight badgers approach from the north.

5. Always obey Ominbessflam's priests.