Baglogtip Vigkipwap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying dryad.

Baglogtip Vigkipwap created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baglogtip Vigkipwap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Baglogtip Vigkipwap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Baglogtip Vigkipwap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Baglogtip Vigkipwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.